one of my 4 gifts

I dont know about anybody else but I swear I read "Sex is Snow" on this Christmas Tray my uncle gave me along with the Gift that keeps on giving Every single year, The world famous "Fruit Cake" ...! with the $1 tag still on it.. LOL Just thought I'd share my XXX-Mas gift's.

We Caught the Google Car, and made Contact.

Rude contact . I'd expect Google people to walk around with a Permanent smile...... tough coward these 2 were. I said "You guys work for Google", and she turned around and looked at her Google car and said "yeah" . I guess they get asked that all the time ......... kinda like when I drive the 67 , and someone asks me ...... " what year is it , is it a Mustang , Nice 68 " I guess you tend to blow them off. Today was an interesting day ..!!

My Dad Chopped his Finger off

Well yesterday I get a call from my mom early in the morning that she had taken my dad to the ER cause he had an accident. Well that accident was a chopped finger. He had opened up the Family business and was turning on the kitchen exhaust fan and the motor was spinning but the belt was no so my dad grabbed the belt and pulled it to get the fan going . Big Mistake !!

Oh course he was not there to tell me that had happened but I dont have to be a " harlingen forensic officer " to figure that one out. Theres no way the blades can spin that fast on start up to chop off a finger .. I figured out thats how it happend and I was correct.

about 3 hrs later my mom shows back up with my dad " minus " 1/3 of his finger. and all the bitching I was telling him ... all he said was " yo se " ... " Pendo " ... " yo se " . Well acouple of hours later .. his bandage was Full of blood so my mom took him to the ER AGAIN . She then called me that they had to chop / cut more of his finger to better stitch the wound. After all that said and done .. they call me and ask if I would like to meet up with the FAmily at Peso Bills for Dinner . ................ Dinner I have you , who can think of food at that time , I swear my family is Strange. I said " Ok " and went over there. I continued with my jokes aimed towards my dad like ............. " man that steak looks good .... I'd give my right hand for a piece of that " ............... or the " im not that hungry ... I want something small like Finger food "

well today I get to my parents business and I had an idea for laughs I guess..... I knew I had a fake arm and hand that I had purchased years ago for a Halloween Prank .. and some how or another I knew it made its way to my parents work . I searched for it and Found it . I Re-Inacted the event that took place.

Luckly my dad was in good spirit to laugh at it ... I left it there so that way " He will Learn " . It should be the Dad teaching the son ... not the other way Around . Get Well Pops !! You know Im your right hand Son .

Love
Robert.